FUCK OUT BID

THE INTERNET NEEDED ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER FUCKING
OUTBID WEBSITE.
BUT WORSE.

Buy your way up the Shameboard, stalk every visitor with a cursor ad, or put your logo on an actual human being.

BUY SOMETHING STUPID →SEE WHO ALREADY DID ↓
BAD DECISIONS MOCK
1
MONEY WASTED MOCK
$250
DIGNITY REMAINING MOCK
8%

01 / THE SHAMEBOARD

PAY MORE.
GET JUDGED HARDER.

The ranking money can buy. Unfortunately, the titles come free.

  1. #01

    BIGGEST ATTENTION BUYER

    Example Domain

    example.com
    AMOUNT PAID$250
    VISIT ↗

        PAGE 1 / ILLUSTRATIVE MARKET DATA

        02 / HUMAN INVENTORY

        PUT YOUR LOGO
        ON AN ACTUAL HUMAN.

        Digital ad inventory was apparently not enough.

        FIG. 01 / REPLACE WITH THE FOUNDER PHOTOGRAPH
        THE HUMAN
        THE FOUNDER
        THE ASSET
        YOUR LOGO
        STATUS
        MOCK INVENTORY

        HUMAN UNIT / 001

        ONE LOGO. ONE FOUNDER. ABSOLUTELY NO SCALE.

        This is the inventory preview. Uploads, payment, and the founder's final regret are not connected yet.

        03 / PREMIUM AD INVENTORY

        ADS WITH
        NO PERSONAL SPACE.

        Two premium placements. Neither can be blocked by self-respect.

        A / BUY THE CURSORINTERACTIVE MOCK

        FOLLOW EVERY
        BAD DECISION.

        Your tiny logo rides beside the pointer while visitors inspect the marketplace.

        MOVE YOUR CURSOR OR USE ARROW KEYSYOUR LOGO

        REAL CHECKOUT / SHAMEBOARD BOOST

        BUY YOUR WAY UP.

        TEST MODE / NO REAL CHARGE

        DODO TEST MODE / TEST CARDS ONLY / ZERO REAL MONEY.